haha.siuchen crapping here.

:p
its just some crazy funny letter i am gonna crap here. hehe.

Dear daughter,

Just a few lines to let you know dat i am still allive. I am writing this slowly because i know dat you cant read fast. You would wanna know the house when you come home, we have moved.

About your father, he has got a lovely new job. He has 600 men under him. He cuts grass at the graveyard. Your sis Mary had a baby this morning i don know yet whether its a boy or a girl so i don know if you're an aunt or an uncle.

It only rained here twice this week, first for 3 days then for 4 days. We had a letter from the undertaker. He said if the last payment on your grandmother's grave wasn't paid in 7 days, up she comes. When you come home, remember to ring your special bell which is hung at the door. Bye for now.


your loving mother,
muacks
PS i was going to send you 5 pounds but i have already closed the envelope.


hey. do you all understand what i am trying to convey here??????


SIUCHEN D GREAT LOLLIPOP! HAHA!